Binoculars
Binoculars
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A pair of binoculars

Binoculars (also known as binocular telescopes or field glasses) are the items that when combined with element A caused a rupture in space-time and gave birth to binnicles as we know it today. In the early days binoculars were required to be combined with element A to produce the act of binnacles but since new years 2009 element A has developed it's ockular power to the point where it can commit an act of binnicles without any need for actual binoculars at all. It is common knowledge that introducing binoculars to element A at this point would cause quantum reverse-ockulateral time paradox that would cause the the universal to explode in a level of fail equivalent to that of Scott Baker[Citation/Monocles needed].

The original binnoculars that caused the creation of binnacles is current sealed away in a secure location controlled by the Scientific Institute for Binnock-Ock.

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