Boredom is a chronic disease which affects over 9000 fiends everyday. Like swine flu, there is barely a cure, unless you count actually having a life. Being bored was invented before the war by the government to combat what they considered hell. In rare cases, it is even known to affect animals. Some argue AIDS would be a more suitable disease than boredom because at least it exists.

Symptoms of the disease

  • Ugly face
  • Touching yourself
  • Relaxed eyes
  • Singing/Tapping impatiently
  • Looking around for something to do
  • Fiddling
  • Reading
  • Listening to shitty music
  • Running around a room
  • Freezing
  • Murdering your family
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