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F.R.I.E.N.D.S. (not to be confused with friends or fiends) is a once funny sitcom set in the 1890s but was cancelled due to the actors becoming old and senile after at least 100 series. It has been repeated over 9000 over 900,000,000,000 times on purple-fest E4. This has resulted in literally everyone on the planet knowning every line from the show at any given time. Thus the show's Win factor quickly turned into repetitive amounts of Fail. For some reason many invalids still choose to watch it on a daily basis.
Characters
The cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. is made up of six ghey lovers who spend each episode having butt-secks with each other and sometimes a hextuple orgy if there's a christmas special or something.
Chandler Bing
Easily the most made-of-Win character of the bunch, Chandler often produces epic lulz at the expense of his fellow cast members by trolling them every minute of every day.
The Rest
Ross is a whiney furry, Joey's a fat invalid, Feeboe's a weirdo Otec, Monica's a psychopathic skeletor and Rachael's just Jennifer Anniston.
Non-existant Characters
- Gunther Central-Perk
- Carol Lesbian
- Ugly naked guy
- Ross's dignity
- Any of Jennifer Aniston's over 9000 boyfriends on the show
- That little kid who kicked Ross from the swing
Typical F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode:
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