Grandma

Grandma is the name given to old, toenail munching fucking disabled invalids who walk this planet. They are closely linked to Gammicus Gee

Toenails

Recent studies from Leeds ($\frac{1}{2}$ Metropolitan) Uni have shown that Grandmas like Toenail Cassaroles

Welsh Variation

Many years ago, before Scott Baker made baby Jesus cry, a Grandma shagged a sheep for the first time in the homeland. That Grandma, and all following Grandmas, are now explained in the following format:

(1)
\begin{equation} Welsh Grandma = Granmeridith + x \end{equation}

with x being the Surname/Penis of the Grandma in question

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