The War
Fail existed even in the war

The War is something that over 9000 grandmas and Hitlers fought in. History experts agree it happened sometime last thursday, and kept going until the birth of the invalid Anti-Christ. During these times of the war, everything was different, for example the brute ceased to exist and men were undiscovered. According to Amal who knows absolutely everything, it all started with a fight over a stash of little kids between a beast called Germany and a fiend called Omerica. In the end, all persons involved left the war happy with one Hitler each and bucketloads of win [ EXTREME citation needed].

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