Toenail Cola
The result of boredom and too many bad jokes

Toenails are the unfortunate subject of at least 100 bad jokes thanks to 358 Quasheem. No-one knows why the dead joke was ever funny or even ever existed. Some argue that it was the result of a collapse in a parallel universe where beasts roamed the earth and Scott Baker was considered a God [ citation + vomit needed].

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